fat chance

The opportunity to have sex with a overweight individual.

That heifer over there is giving you the eye, now's your fat chance.

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cidiot

n. 1. A person who behaves without consideration for local custom or rules. adj. 2. Having an over-inflated sense of self importance; a megalomaniac.

There’s a cidiot parked in the fire zone.

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SUV

Satan's Unholy Vehicle.

That cidiot parked his SUV in the handicapped spot.

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range rover

Status symbol for anglophiles. English variation of SUV. See FUV.

That wanker in the Range Rover drives like he's the King of England.

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cottage

n. 1. A small, usually one story, house or vacation home. 2. Used informally to refer to one’s McMansion or pocket estate in the Hamptons.

We have a beach cottage in East Hampton.

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slimber

short for social climber

That slimber thinks buying a new Hummer will increase his status.

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