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beer

"liquid bread", european origin. is served to any meal on demand (exception:usa)
good beer needs to be brewed according to an ancient german brewery law from 1516 a.d.
bad "beer" isnt allowed to be sold under the name "beer" in germany and has fewer quality than superior german beer.(alcoholic percentage is also different: americanlite"beer" mostly has about 2% of alcohol, normal german beer has a standard of at least 4.8% percent)
in may special beer is sold with a percentage of about 8%.

i´m hungry! do you have beer?

by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

24πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


antiwar protestor

"helpless person", a person that reads texts and shouts out against war. a relict of peacetime, because the futureworld is an americanplanet(ary) war-game with funny preemptivenuclearattacks.
a person, that isnt fromearth, owned by americans

hey! you just bombed a civillian americancrowd! thats illegal!

-no, that was my duty, because they where antiwar protestor(s)! i just did my job!

-sorry. then its oh-kay!

by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

4πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


patriot

a misguided bomb/a massmurderer/a child with a gun

oh no ! its an americanpatriot! duck and cover!

by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

9πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


vine

"god`s blood", is a alcoholicliquid made of grapes, not suitable for us-americans because of its quality and percentage. usa only wants minor quality and only either very low percentage (americanstandard"beer" or very high percentage whiskey liquids.
isnt allowed to be drank in the usa, because otherwise you will be shot dead.

eek! what´s this? vine??? i´m scared!
BLAM!
(acted in self defense)

by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

61πŸ‘ 236πŸ‘Ž


Weapon

"penis", a penis, mostly made out of steel.
penetrates till death.
a car is a less powerfulweapon than some wmd´s.

feel my weapon!
i smell weapon(s) of mass-destruction (wmd´s)! handle them out and i will show you mine!

by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

12πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


car

"central american reason", an object which is used for everything, even as a war-reason

hey see:afatamericancar!gasolinemust be cheap this year!

by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

15πŸ‘ 54πŸ‘Ž


job

"kill people","work hard for no money","having its dick blown"
is just an excuse for everything

i´m just doing my job

by nuketheworld April 20, 2003

11πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž