fudging

The thick brownish discharge you get before you start your period.

I thought I'd come on the rag today when I felt something moist in my knickers, but I was only fudging.

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dine out at the poontang cafe

The act of orally stimulating the female genitals.

As soon as I get your knickers off, I'm gonna dine out at the poontang cafe all night long.

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lady burger

A tasty term for a woman's genitals.

1. I can't wait to have a munch on her lady burger.
2. She has a fine tasting lady burger.

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bumstabation

Masturbation involving the insertion of an object (preferably a dildo) into the anus.

I couldn't get an arse fuck, so I indulged in a little bumstabation instead

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