Pussommelier

A Pussommelier (püˈsɒməljeɪ/ or /pūsʌməlˈjeɪ/; French pronunciation: poosɔməlje), or vagina steward, is a trained and knowledgeable pussy professional, normally working for free, who specializes in all aspects of cunnilingual service as well as pressure and rhythm pairing. The role is much more specialized and informed than that of a fuckboy in fine dining today. It is opined by PussSommeliers Australia that the role is strategically on a par with that of the executive lesbian or jouet de sexe.1

That dude from an episode or two of Sex & the City who was famous for going down on chicks, he's a Pussommelier. Always capitalize that shit!

urban geode

A space in a city that has been closed off, boarded up, sectioned off, from use. This may or may not be the result of changing fire and zoning codes in the mid-twentieth century. Often times furnishings and finish materials are left in tact.

The space above the restaurant used to be apartments, but the restaurant removed the staircase to make more room so the space above cannot be accessed. It is now an urban geode.