Yoshi fart

1. n. A type of flatulation having dual escapes of gas where the first fart is released having a high pitch, and the second is released having a lower pitch; the tonal quality replicating the audio sound of Mario mounting Yoshi.

:: ppsht! ppsht! ::

"Whoa, you better check your pants for an egg, that was one nasty Yoshi fart"

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the brit

"i am a lesbian dominatrix mumma"

"theres the doggy moan, the combo clit-vaginal moan, the grace slick moan, the machine gun moan and uhh the british-greek moan"

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momderwear

n. 1. Underwear, undergarments, hosiery or other delicates belonging to ones mother which are commonly found hanging in the bathroom and cluttering the area.

2. Any instance of unattractive, large, control top or "granny" type underwear.

"I walked into your bathroom to pee, but I got attacked by all this hanging momderwear."

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panths

1. n. Uncommon cute word used as an alternative to the word "pants"

I just went online looking to buy panths for my tushie!

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panda puppy

1. n. Taiwanese puppy whose hair has been dyed to match the markings on a panda, found on various websites and commonly used as an image icon.

That panda puppy is extremely cute!

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gator

Usually Jenna, or a female who engages in gatoring the truth, or exagerrating the story beyond recognition.

"Jenna is striving to be a journalist, although everyone always told her that she should be the next Montel"

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divorce

1. n. Proof in writing that a female failed to secure complete control over her mate, as well as failing to forcefully change him into the person she saw fit for herself, usually involving the looting of 1/2 of the males' monetary and/or physical belongings which is often stolen legally by said parasitic gold diggers; of which make up 99.9% of the female population.

Guy #1: "My wife is a cheating whore."

Guy #2: "Bitches ain't nothin' but hoes and tricks."

Guy #1: "You're right. I need a divorce."

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