NYC

Did you hear about LA, Chicago, Tokyo, London, Rome, Paris, or Cairo or any other city? Yea, well they are all NOTHING compared to NYC. NYC is the best city in the world. Any other comment is unacceptable. Spider-man swings around here and he loves it. Al capone was born here. NYC is also known as The Big Apple, and I like apples! :)

person #1: Fuck NYC!

person #2: I'm from NYC...

Person #1: Oh shit I'm sorry please don't kill me!!!

Person#2: No, bow down!

Person #1: ok!!! whatever you say!!! **bows down**

Person #2: Now kiss my shoes!!!

Person #1: OK!! OK!!! **kiss shoes**

Person #2: Now kill yourself.

Person #1: Ok! BOOM!!!

Person #2: hah... it's good to be a new yorker.

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