Súper de bien

The supreme state of happiness. If you're súper de bien, your life will be candy-coloured, filled with chocolate bars, stars, flowers and the most wonderful IKEA puffs.

- You seem so high, Raki, what have you smoked?
- I don't know who you are, but I'm súper de bien.

Hargi Pottes

A totally improved version of Harry Potter. In this adaptation for Spanish television, she's a young basque wizard with telekinetic powers over make-up who fight against the evil forces of Reventolandus: the Zevillian carrots, Desiderius B. and Wallsdemort.

- Last episode of Hargi Pottes was spot on!
- You gotta love that Hargi, girrrl.

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Lorcenas Edo

A humongous member of the Hutt race and probably the most well-known Reventado, Lorcenas is a cruel greedy pig pretty obsessed with filing lawsuits against anyone who dare to joke about her or her unlimited, infinite fat. It is highly posible that she pressed charges in the future against this very own definition.
Lorcenas likes hamburgers, fogachas and polish nailers, but she doesn't enjoy salads, or vigorous things, and she will do everything in her power to erradicate them of existence.
She considers herself NOT a bad person, so don't call her bad person! Otherwise she'll report you out of fear that something would happen.

- Look at that big fat bitch, she's like two Letis.
- Don't say that out loud, silly. Lorcenas Edo will crush you beneath her flesh.

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Fogacha

Variant of the "focaccia", an italian bread, baked by Canarian nuns.

-"This fogacha is not really god, Sonia"
-"Well, that's your perception."

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Comando Guadalix

An 1954 guerrilla team of the Canary Islands military, who performed horrible attempts against the city of Guadalix. They were shut in for 40 years in a local jail of Madrid.

- Yo, dang, you're craziest than Comando Guadalix!

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SorSonia

Vade Retro! She's a Succubus, a legendary spirit of the underworld. You are fucked up if you're friends with her.
She's an incarnation of every scolding your mother gave to you and every betrayal you suffered. If you enrage SorSonia, she will release her reventados, an army of hyenas who will feed on your soul.

- Buah, chaval! I love her, she's the most beautiful woman ever.
- What are you talking 'bout, dude? She's SorSonia, she will suck your life up! Run for your life!