Deadlock

When you're gettin' snoody with the booty but suddenly you are stuck at full mast and can't pull out but also can't cum. Usually from too much sex.

Man I was hittin' it from behind with Vanessa but I got such bad deadlock I was stuck pumpin' for like an hour.

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Penile Grant

Awards given for higher education of general dickery and dicking. Usually given to those who need it most (< 5 inches). Not to be confused with grants for real medical doctorates.

Louis got a penile grant for having such a small penis and for his continual search for the female orgasm.