Shitcore

A genre of music, closely related to Nu-metal. It is difficult to objectively describe this genre without sounding like a complete cock-wad, so it is probably better to just list some band names instead.

Shitcore bands:
Linkin Park
Slipknot
Papa Roach
(Insert name of band that is a corporate piece of shit designed by some office dwelling record company executive to appeal to your average teenage idiot who is oblivious to what real music is.)

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mislike

Accidentally clicking 'like' on something on facebook such as a status in the news feed. The primary cause for mislikes are touchscreen devices such as the iPod Touch. This occurrence can range in seriousness depending on the nature of the item and / or the person who posted it.

Girl: "Why did you like my status that has nothing to do with you? Wait a second, who are you anyways???
Guy: "Oh shit, sorry. I misliked it while I was scrolling through my news feed on my iPod. Damn you fat fingers!"

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Threat Signal

A melodic death metal band from Ontario Canada.

"What are you listening to?"


Threat Signal!


"Man they sound awesome!"


Yeah no shit. Canada finally got something right :P

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Speed

Distance divided by time.

Or Meth.

"Let's do speed so I can stay up all night and study for my finals!!11shift!"

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ICE 101

This is a 101 proof peppermint schnapps. It comes in a cool "frosty" looking bottle and is relatively cheap at about $16 for 750ml (fifth).

Ice 101 will get you very drunk, very fast.

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Butt troll

One who's conception is the result of an accidental leakage and transfer of semen from the soon-to-be mother's anus to her vagina. Assuming the feces covered sperm reach an egg cell and successfully fertilize said cell, the outcome will be a rather poor excuse for a human child. This child (Butt Troll) will be forever ridden with terrible hygiene and an uncommonly low level of intelligence.

Brittany's parents should have paid a little more attention to their post-anal-sex clean up process. That girl is smelling up this entire building. I guess I wouldn't expect much else from a Butt Troll though.

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muffler burn

A hickey

Wow dude, what were you thinking when you let that chick give you that big ol' muffler burn. It looks nasty haha.

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