cover yourself in oil

1) oil floats on water
2) wait for it to rain
3) cover yourself in oil
4) fly

person1: how do i fly
person2: cover yourself in oil

Brazilian Chocolate Pipe Treat

The act in which someone shits down your urethra, fills your bladder with shit, you wait 3 days for it to get marinated in your piss, piss it out and freeze it for a nice snack.

person1: i made some BCPT's
person2: whats that?
person1: Brazilian chocolate pipe treats

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Kai Yan

that one kid at school who mixes food into his bookbag and carries it around with him all fucking day without end

guy 1: ew! what the fuck is that smell?
guy 2: oh, it's just Kai Yan with his stinky ass book bag

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