Big brian

Intentional misspelling when you’re too dank for the usual “big brain” meme.

“Bisexuality is just Scrödingers Gay.”

“Ah yes, big brian time.”

Obamism

The religion of Obama (one who worships is called an Obamist).

Non-Obamist: “Hey man, want to go biking with me?”

Obamist: Nah, sorry fam, I’m an Obamism; my mom signed me up for Obamism camp.”

Non-Obamist: “It’s fine, totally get it bruh, have fun.”

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Retard

A mentally unstable person

OR

to tard again

Person 1: I retarded the TV so it works now.

Person 2: Wtf... are you retarded?