Obamism

The religion of Obama (one who worships is called an Obamist).

Non-Obamist: “Hey man, want to go biking with me?”

Obamist: Nah, sorry fam, I’m an Obamism; my mom signed me up for Obamism camp.”

Non-Obamist: “It’s fine, totally get it bruh, have fun.”

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Retard

A mentally unstable person

OR

to tard again

Person 1: I retarded the TV so it works now.

Person 2: Wtf... are you retarded?

Big brian

Intentional misspelling when you’re too dank for the usual “big brain” meme.

“Bisexuality is just Scrödingers Gay.”

“Ah yes, big brian time.”