wand rape

what Gandalf was charged for when he assaulted Bilbo Baggins and Newt Gingrich.

"i hearby sentence you, Gandalf, to 22 years hard labour for the wand rape of Master Bilbo Baggins and Mr Newt Gingrich"

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I like you for who you are

i'll let you fuck me because you're rich

rich old guy: "hey young girl wanna date me?"
Macauly Culkin: "yes i like you for who you are"

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