zoli'd

the act of saying you will never drink again, then proceeding to drink enough to kill a wooly mammoth for three nights straight

guy 1: so i heard you stopped drinking after saturday

guy 2: nah, i ended up getting zoli'd! drank my face off on sunday, monday, and tuesday

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laned

the act of a friend asking you to go out for one drink and you proceed to drink enough alcohol to kill an adult gorilla

boss: oh man, you look terrible what happened to you last night

hung over guy: got laned

boss: ahhh, that explains it

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