shvug

A Yiddish term of derision for a stupid nigger. Related, possibly, to shvartzer.

When they arrested the shvug, the trap was still clamped on his hand. They had to take him to the hospital.

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flash

Pre-drawn designs for tattoos.

I was looking for flash of a shark.

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Dewey Cheatham & Howe

A legendary law firm.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a chicken?

A chicken clucks defiance.

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AC-DC

Bisexual, swings both ways.

Friday I saw him in a gay bar; Saturday he was with a woman. AC-DC, I guess.

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contradiction

The opposite of argument. From a legendary Monty Python sketch.

That's not an argument, it's contradiction!
No it isn't!

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dead tree media

Newspapers and magazines, as opposed to talk radio and the Blogosphere.

I picked up the Times in the bus station the other day. Nothing in that dead tree media!

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ofay

Pig Latin for "foe," hence, Whitey.

Bobby Kennedy was just another ofay.

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