juvie

Juvenile hall; children's prison

He was driving a Porsche, not his own, with three joints in his pocket. Guess what? They sent him to juvie for six months.

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a song

Unreasonably or unexpectedly inexpensive.

I was at the swap meet and I bought this dog with a bobbly head for my dashboard for a song.

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stuffed shirt

A wealthy, self-important, overly formal type; a fellow with a stick up his arse. A pompous ass.

"Have your heard? Cholmondely is in love with a horse!"
"Do tell! Is it a mare or a stallion?"
"Oh, a mare, of course. Nothing queer about Cholmondely!"

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shed a tear for Ireland

urinate, take a leak, drain the lizard

"Before we leave this joint, let me shed a tear for Ireland."

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fiat money

Money that is only money because some government says that it is.

There's no gold or silver backing greenbacks.

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mass quantities

Any amount of food or drink. "Coneheads" expression.

Consume mass quantities of beer, or its back to Remulac with you!

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pg-13

A movie rating for films they add a few "oh, shits" to so it will appeal to pre-adolescents.

Say shit a few times, Manny, so this flick won't be G-rated.

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