theology

the study of God and God's ways. i cannot think of a subject that is more important, but less interesting to the common person.

if you believe in God, you're a theologian.

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Spirit-fucked

to be so overcome by the Holy Spirit that you seem to be drunk, high, fucked up, etc.

I went to church this morning and got so Spirit-fucked i couldn't drive home!

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fuckquake

a very intense orgasm, similar in effects to an earthquake.

Last night I had such good sex that it ended in an enormous fuckquake.

assquake

a very violent expulsion of fecal matter - also called a shitquake.

if you need an example, you are truly a sick fuck.

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handbasket

most preferred method of transportation when going to hell.

none is necessary, mister dumb-dumb.

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borfkin

a small, furry creature resembling a squirrel, but having its origin in another dimension. borfkins are very friendly and creative, and unusually intelligent for their size.

what's that sound? oh, that's just a borfkin gnawing on a tree root.

num

anything particularly tasty.

grab me a donut, will you? that's a good num!

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