Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)

“Shut the fuck up Grandpa, you crank tissue”

Ontab

When a retarded child cannot pronounce the word handicap, they say ontab.

‘Ontab’

Ontabbb 🥴🖕🏻

Shreklet

An ugly and ogre like person

She is a fat ugly shreklet.

Tramplestiltskin

A really old and wrinkly tramp
In reference to Rumpelstiltskin.

“She’s a big tramplestiltskin”

Shrekleton

A posh ogre

Timothy Lawlor is a shrekleton

Nonk

A stupid person with a stone brain

You absolute nonk

Bedonkey

A really stupid donkey.

“A Bedonkey: ‘2 + 2 is 82’

Me: ‘No it isn’t you spasticated bedonkey’”