poll

Something that supposedly shows what the majority of the people want. Something that has nothing to do with what the people/country needs. Something usually ignored by conservatives. Something that George Bush isn't doing so well in.

Polls have absolutely nothing to do with what we need.
Polls help show what the country wants.
Person 1: Hey, do you want to go to the polls?
Person 2: Oh, sweet, maybe I'll get to see tits!
P1: No, you pervert, the Polls. You know, where you vote on your opinions!
P2: Oh. So do we still get to go to the strip club?
P1: No, god dammit.

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