Relationship

That thing where people find people that they hate less than the general population and think that being with that person(s) is at least mildly tolerable and y'know some do the sex and some don't but we're all just here to find companionship with other human meat sacks.

Girl 1: Heyyyyyy, sooooo, do you have a boyfriend? Are you in a relationship?
Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Well I can hook you up with someone ;););)
Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Awwwww, you're no fun! *pouts*
Girl 2: I'M GAY, KAREN

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Coin Operated Boy

'Coin Operated Boy' is a legendary song by the one and only group called the Dresden Dolls. Never heard it before? You're in for a treat! Or at least some of the ladies are. The more you listen to the song the more you realize that its not about a coin operated boy...

Person 1: Hey, have you heard the song, "Coin Operated Boy"?
Person 2: *sly smile* I sure have ;)
Person 1: Oh? Do you like it?
Person 2: *has ~I can even take it in the bath!~ running through their head* Yes, yes I do.