RoCoHo

A rare TV and movie genre that's an odd combination of Romance, Comedy and Horror that actually occurs more often in real life.

Karl: How's it going with Maureen?
Jack: Not good, bro. That shit went RoCoHo real quick.
Karl: Damn, how?
Jack: Well she started out all sweet and romantic.
Karl: Dude, they all do.
Jack: Well yeah. Then she got nutty, to the point where it felt like a bad comedy.
Karl: Uh oh ...
Jack: Now she's so scary she makes Freddie Kruger look like Jesus.

granky

An especially intense combination of grouchy and cranky, where basically everything bothers you.

Not sure if it's the post Christmas blues or just the wacky holiday schedule, but I've been especially granky lately.

Game of Thrones Abortion

A very quick but extremely painful abortion that involves stabbing the mother's belly repeatedly while the father and / or husband looks on. It's also required that the mother of the baby's father be present to witness the abortion, who then must watch her own son be stabbed in the heart, just prior to getting her throat slit. Spraying blood optional.

(stab! stab! stab!)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(stab!)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

(slice!)

ohhhargghhmpppphh

Anyone watching: OMG, what the freakin hell just happened?!?!?!?!

GOT Fan: No biggie dude, that was just a Game of Thrones abortion.

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