brady

a boy named brady is one of the biggest fuckboys that you will ever meet in your young adult life. typically, a brady will start off seeming like a rare hot, nice boy, but as the relationship progresses, a brady will try to subtly incorporate sex into the conversation. when he gains your trust, he’ll use that trust to try and get in your pants. if you refuse, he leaves you in the dust.

girl (talking to brady’s friend) : brady said he wants to be my boyfriend!

boy (brady’s friend) : i hate to be the bearer of bad news, but my boy is just trying to get into your pants...

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lydia

lydia can be a nice person, tho they’re admittably passive-aggressive. just make sure not to get on their bad side! lydia also thinks they’re more popular than they are, but they’re chill, for the most part. they’re a bit of a friend whore and always have eyes for YOUR man, but they’ll never actually do anything about it.

jealous friend : i think lydia’s trying to steal my boyfriend. that skank!

supportive friend : eh, don’t worry about it. she’s not going to actually do anything.

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