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Physical ailment due to muscle strain caused by violent vomiting.
Almost back to normal lol but I have puke neck where you puke so much and so hard that your neck muscles are shot.
A small, T-shaped, intrauterine device (IUD) or intrauterine contraceptive device worn by extremely lazy, yet sexually active women. It acts by preventing fertilization of the egg by the waves and waves of semen encountered by these shiftless skanks on a daily basis with minimal effort on their part.
Adam: I was beatin Tina up bareback from the backside for the first time, and I told her I was going to cum.
James: What did she say to do?
Adam: She said to ski ski inside her. It's cool, she told me she's got a beartrap.
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When you're having sex with two girls and you pull your cock out of one of the girl's pussies and shoot jet after jet of hot, nourishing cum in the other girl's mouth and proudly exclaim, "you're welcome".
She could barely wait until I fed the baby bird. They both begged me for my cum. I had to get busy feeding the baby bird.