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Have sexual intetcourse with an person of asian descent (coitus+asian).
When I went to the Chinese buffet,I brought home a cute little Asian waitress and I had the best coitsian ever.
Performing oral sex on a girl who is having her period menstruating.
A guy and a gal kiss after he performs oral sex on her during her period.
After they kiss, the gal says, " Go brush your teeth, your have menstrual mouth"
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When you take a shit in the toilet that is so massive the majority of it is out of the water.
This could happen too if you were in a porta potty and it is so full your shit never touches the water.
Hey I just took a shit that was so big it was a Dry Land Turd
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When you take a shit that is so large that a portion of it stays out of the water and stays "dry".
"holy cow I took a dump so big it was a dry land turd"
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The result of prolonged or vigarous cunnilingus, a "V" mark/indentation on your face.
"What is that mark on your face?"
"I just finished cunnilingus on my girlfriend, thats a twattoo"
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