Your mum's yeast infection

Extension to the ubiquitous 'your mum' reposte.

Far more effective than it's primitive cousin, with no superior. The added dimension means that any further insult will sound unwitty.

"You fucking stink"
"Your mum fucking stinks"
"Your mum's yeast infection fucking stinks"

"I fucked your mum last night"
"I fucked your mum's yeast infection last night"

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guess whos back

Eminem's common interlude to a hit, or a rapper's greeting

"Guess whos back, back again, shady's back, tell a friend."Eminem (without me)

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kick in the nuts

justification for knocking a bitch down

haha that julie bitch was bragging about kicking some one in the nuts till his busted her lip haha now that funny

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bixed

To be anally aroused by wheatabix

"What did you have for breakfast Ollie?"
"I had wheatabix!"
"Who else here likes wheatabix?"
"Well Teb sure does love to get bixed"

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france in the pants

an ungroomed pubic region. see also bush, etc.

I got the hell outta there when I found out about her france in the pants!

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dangerboxing

the state of having to deficate so badly that a little bit's already sticking out. synonyms are: turtlehead, etc.

man, i gotta find a bathroom. i'm fucking dangerboxing!

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bastidio

An increasingly common Spanglish term used in jest to label someone as a the illegitimate offspring of a slag and manwhore

Carlos, el bastidio!

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