Zelensexual

Noble self defense deserves more than respect and assistance, it merits shamelessness, even in times of arousal.
When you start to understand why ancient Gauls sometimes fought/trained completely naked, for ritualistic/nobility purposes.
Letting a fascist Incel stay an Incel is as much of a simple choice as the dumb choice of the fascist Incel to be pro-genocide.

I've always seen myself as straight, turns out I'm Zelensexual. - Altair1208 (r/Ukraine)

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Flard

FLARD is a portmanteau of FLAcid and haRD.
Flards are produced and patented by Rimmington-Svift.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Flardinium-batteries, that caused the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Snuggletraps, that ended the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
Flards can be fired into walls with the Flardmaster2000 to be used as wireless power-sockets.

did you see the Flardmaster 2000 commercial in the National Nighly News?