bill gates

Steve Job's muse.

Also, often accused of crashing things.

Steve Jobs: HAY IM GOING 2 CAPITALIZE UR IDEA
Bill Gates: Okay, just make sure you give me credit.
Steve Jobs: HAHA FAGGOT U SUCK! IM S0 B3TT3R THAN U, N00B.
Bill Gates: ...

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Blame Dubya

What's cool to do nowadays.

Got a war going on? Blame Dubya.
Got a stupid conspiracy theory? Blame Dubya.
Got stupid gangbangers causing more shit in the ghettoes of America? Blame Dubya.
Got 4,000 soldiers dead from angry terrorists? Blame Dubya.
99% percent of America blames Dubya.

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Liberal douchebag

People that give the Democratic party a bad name, they hate America whilst living in it. All parts of it, especially:

A) Soldiers
B) Corporations
C) Government

Despite having all three need a shitload of straightening up, yet necessary to the USA, Liberal Douchebags blame America for everything.

Nonsensical hippy-tard in Berkeley, Belmont, or Santa Cruz: AMERIKKKA SUCKS! FUCK THE TROOPS! ALL THEY DO IS ADVANCE THE FAT WALLETS OF KORPORATE SKUMMMM!! *burns an American flag*
Rational person: Shut the fuck up, liberal douchebag.

See author Dolphin_X for a good definition of a liberal douchebag.

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sarcasm tag

Internet usage. sarcasmNot used like this./sarcasmA play off the tags (i.e image/image), used in overtly obivous/dumb posts.

Fanboi: OLOL YOU GUYS SUCK UR GAY MAC S0 BEATS M$ AND LINUX OLOL! WHUT R SARCASM TAGS ANYWAY?
Moderator: sarcasm Yeah, you're so right. /sarcasm

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Steve Jobs

Some prick who immediately thinks that he's God due to his oh-so-revolutionary iPod, and of which so much dumbasses follow and sneer at Gates, because your "mac" is better.

All the Mac dumbasses will start crying about this description of Steve Jobs and not publish this.

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