You

Basically, a random person in the internet wasting away their hours trying to find a word on Urban Dictionary that fits you the most, while silently sobbing to Never Gonna Give You Up.

I see you scrolling away in this website, my guy. That is sad of you.

Umbra

Probably a little mischievous bat-kid that likes to invent random stuff that they always say “patent pending”, even though the inventions themselves are practically useless.

“Did you see Umbra? They say that’s their 777th attempt at patenting an invention…”