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Cucumber encumberer

A more esoteric term for "cock blocker" derived from the term "encumber: to restrict or burden (someone or something) in such a way that free action or movement is difficult." and "cucumber: a hard pickle, and pickle means penis."
The term may also exist in the form of "encumber(ed/ing) the/my/his cucumber" as well as other possible combinations.

"Jenny's crazy roommate who adopted 4 cats and hates men probably fingers herself to encumbering my cucumber like it's a fucking hobby. I just want a piece of Jenny!"
"Cucumber encumberer, keeping the cum out of her!"

by omfgireallydontcare March 3, 2016


homuncupenis

From "homunculus" which means "perfectly formed miniature human being", which you should infer this means a nondeformed penislike object too small to be considered a penis at first glance.

Sounds likes "humungous penis" in some dialects which confuses some frat boys who think saying they have a "homuncupenis" is an awesome pick up line when delivered in the "humungous" sounding manner. However, it still means tiny.

James from ΣΧ was trying to brag about his homuncupenis to Jane the GDI, first time a frat boy ever made her laugh. First time he ever made a girl laugh, without whipping it out.

by omfgireallydontcare July 10, 2016


Muggle

A term by savantists (who usually have some neurodivergent diagnosis) for neurotypical people with average, above average, or completely inept abilities in their area/field of savantism (can be multiple areas).

The kid tutoring me in calculus slammed his palms to his forehead and called me a “fugging muggle” cuz I didn’t understand the chain rule proof he wrote,
if he wasn’t 13 and didn’t have Aspergerger’s I’d whup that ass.

by omfgireallydontcare December 19, 2018


FWB Zone

a girl who is good enough to bang as a friend or NSA, but not enough to date. Basically the male equivalent of a friend zone.

Becky has a fugly face but knows how to suck a mean dick, so I gotta have the FWB zone talk with her.

by omfgireallydontcare November 8, 2014

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Nerdvert

A man smart enough to veil his perversion with great knowledge on a subject, sneaking it subtly in intelligent conversation.

If the anthropologist snuck in a little too much sex talk into the ape behavior seminar, he might be a nerdvert (or into bestiality, that's not the same thing)

by omfgireallydontcare November 3, 2015


Super Smashed Bros

Any variation of a drinking game involving the Super Smash Bros. video game for the N64 game console by Nintendo.

Drinking after a death (or kill for a handicap) is the only almost universal rule.

But there is only one true rule: N64 version only.

For playing this game while using the game's sequels for later game consoles, see "I should have been aborted"

"You guys want to go play Super Smashed Bros. at Jerry's later"

"He only has a Gamecube, that cockmonger should have been aborted if he thinks that's 'Smashed Bros.'"

by omfgireallydontcare April 4, 2016