phelps

Particles of fecal matter that get caught on a man's pubic hair during anal sex with another man.

The term, in the tradition of santorum is a reference to the minister of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Dude, did you wipe? I got phelps all over me.

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Hamson

Someone who is obsessed with an older woman's hams.

Wow, look at Hamson's jaw drop when Donna walks by.

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