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A two-handed hand-job that is performed using large quantities of lube (I.E. KY or saliva), and definitely both hands. To do the double dragon, the giver must be using the left and right hands to twist and slide up and down the shaft, while the receiver makes thrusting motions, and the hands must be locked together and work as a double dragon sliding up and down the cock, while rotating around and sliding up and down vigorously. Often results in massive splooge.
Me and Marie went to 7/11 where I bought some lube and she gave me the ultimate 'Double Dragon' around back.
98π 52π
Reverse Titty-Fuck with Ball Gobble.
A man straddles a woman's face and fucks the cleavage between the tits while the woman simultaneously gobbles the man's balls.
At the hotel, we demonstrated RTFWBG in the conference center, pool, lobby, room 213, and during the Continental Breakfast.
An instant classic, you'll be sure to try again and again.
442π 148π
1. When a dorm room becomes so humid, hot, messy, and odorous that it is impossible to tell if it's a dormitory or a conservatory, as if an animal was living there.
2. When a person becomes so introverted and attached to their dorm, they are rarely seen outside their natural dormitat.
1. Stephanie let her dorm get so messy through semester 1, it became her natural dormitat, complete with moss, fungus, and her offspring.
2. Herbert was so into his studies, he was nicknamed Panda because he was never seen outside his bamboo-decorated dormitat.
55π 2π
An automobile that has severe acute chronic problems with all aspects of its existence. Cosmetically the paint is poor, the seats are shitty, the suspension makes horrible noises. At any speeds above 55 a j-hoopidy complains like a jewish mother who just payed $12.50 to see The Passion of the Christ. Functionally the car works as transportation but as far as style points a jankedy-ass-hoopidy has none.
Fred's jankedy-ass-hoopidy is so rusty, stinky, and noisy its a wonder how he bags even a fat chick. Just breathe on his car wrong and the paint peels.
149π 54π
This is a sexual act necessitating five people. Two must be male and three female. It starts with one female servicing another female while being serviced by a different female, both of which are being penetrated by different males. The Japanese Bridge is similar to an expanded version of the Eiffel Tower
G.......................G
U->GIRL GIRL*<-U
Y......GIRL ^....... Y
Figure 1A.
*splash zone
Fig. 1A: Diagram of a classic Japanese Bridge
Bitch, suck my dick.
"s my d" is commonly used as an abbreviation for suck my dick, b is sometimes used in place of bitch, hence bsmd=bitch, suck my dick.
Γ’ΒΒYou little perv, you were looking down my shirt weren't you?
Γ’ΒΒHell no! Don't accuse me!
Γ’ΒΒLeave me alone perv
Γ’ΒΒBSMD!
80π 8π
sweet as fuck.
fucking*(amazing+fantastic)=amazzafuckingtastic
Dude! Your Louis Vuitton pocket-protector is amazzafuckingtastic!
46π 10π