Rape

1. When a guy makes a girl feel uncomfortable.

2. Whatever a girl says it means at the moment.

Girls walking to their next class, Victomhood 101.
Girl 1: OMG that creepy nerd just looked at me, I feel so uncomfortable.
Girl 2: Call the police, girl. If he made you feel uncomfortable it counts as rape.
Girl 1: Really? If that’s true then my bed rapes me every night.
Girl 2: Easy fix, girl. You just need a new mattress.
Girl 1: (dials 911) This nerd at my school just raped me... no I don’t know his name... no I’ve never seen him before... it didn’t really happen in a specific place, just out on the sidewalk I guess... ok thanks bye.
Nerd with full scholarship gets thrown in jail.
2 years later, someone overhears girl telling her friend that nerd didn’t really rape her.
Nerd gets released, but doesn’t get his scholarship back and doesn’t get taken off the sex offenders list.
Girl does 5 hours of community service.

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