main brain

-noun

1. the female who gives you the best head; not necessarily the one who you’re with or who you love the most, or even who is the best in bed- just the one who gives the best fellatio.

Who Sally? Oh, she ain’t my girl, she ain't even ride dat dick too good- she just a fool wit them lips nigga. She’s my main brain.

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Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.

First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."

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