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quarantine

a time that gives me an excuse to have mental breakdowns and blow up teachers emails

i’ve been in quarantine for 3 weeks and haven’t left the house once... IMMA LOOSE MY MIND

by omw.to.your.dads.house April 11, 2020

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Skrrt Skrrt

The sound a soccer's dads mini van make when his daughter is late for soccer practice.

Van: Skrrt Skrrt

Soccer Dad: Oh crap, I left the casserole for all the soccer moms after practice.

by omw.to.your.dads.house February 12, 2019

47👍 14👎


a joke

everyone’s love life

girl: my love live is a joke
boy: same

by omw.to.your.dads.house June 20, 2020

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YYS

YYS means yee yee school. That means. there’s a bbq every homecoming and once a year, the boys gather up and ride a tractor with a trailer hooked up on it and come to school.

i hate my YYS school.

by omw.to.your.dads.house October 14, 2019

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