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Boy Drama

When boys gossip about their fortnite dubs.

Jackson: I got a Victory Royal last night.

Jacob: I got one in technology class yesterday.

Landen: I took a crap in the school bathroom and got dubs two times yesterday.

Teacher: Y'alls freaking boy drama, get the school counselor.

by omw.to.your.dads.house February 11, 2019


coronavirus

america’s torture chamber to make us stay inside with our hella annoying family. and gives people the excuse to buy 200 rolls of toilet paper at once.

i hope this coronavirus crap is almost over... i need to get out of the house

by omw.to.your.dads.house April 11, 2020


Skrrt Skrrt

The sound a soccer's dads mini van make when his daughter is late for soccer practice.

Van: Skrrt Skrrt

Soccer Dad: Oh crap, I left the casserole for all the soccer moms after practice.

by omw.to.your.dads.house February 12, 2019


YYS

YYS means yee yee school. That means. there’s a bbq every homecoming and once a year, the boys gather up and ride a tractor with a trailer hooked up on it and come to school.

i hate my YYS school.

by omw.to.your.dads.house October 14, 2019