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baby birds

moochers with a drug problem. lacking the resources to support their own habit, they expect friends and acquaintances to provide party favors and will shamelessly make a nuisance of themselves with begging, longing looks and expectant open beaks. accompanied by "cheep cheep" noises.

Scott: I'm gonna come by to try out this new stuff I picked up.

Me: The baby birds will be so excited!

by one eye shut July 21, 2009

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