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pmh

web acronym for "pissing myself here" (as opposed to LMAO}

guy 1: <says something funney>
guy 2: pmh!

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004


honk on

N. An erection

She gives me a honk on

by One Eyed Milkman June 07, 2004


Number three

Playing with ones genitals for sexual gratification. In layman's terms, wanking.

I need a number three

by One Eyed Milkman May 04, 2004


throw the pig

v. to put your hoo-hoo dilly in woman's cha cha

WHOA! Would I throw the pig on that!

by one eyed milkman April 20, 2004


scal

shortened version of the word scally

go to chavscum.co.uk for visual examples of scals

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004


bob an otter

to have a cack

scuse me i gotsta go bob an otter

by one eyed milkman April 20, 2004


titwank

(noun) the act of putting your erecttodger 'twixt a girl's jugs

dat ho gave me a titwank

by One Eyed Milkman May 31, 2004