web acronym for "pissing myself here" (as opposed to LMAO}
guy 1: <says something funney>
guy 2: pmh!
Playing with ones genitals for sexual gratification. In layman's terms, wanking.
v. to put your hoo-hoo dilly in woman's cha cha
WHOA! Would I throw the pig on that!
shortened version of the word scally
go to chavscum.co.uk for visual examples of scals
(noun) the act of putting your erecttodger 'twixt a girl's jugs