yoga porn

The yoga shows you see on TV that feature hot women doing yoga in exotic locations. If you're doing yoga with them, you're not watching them. If you're watching them, you're not doing yoga, but just enjoying the sights.

I watched some good yoga porn this morning. Really woke me up.

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Repentagon

A massive mega-church. These very large buildings/complexes are reminiscent of The Pentagon, the worlds largest office building.

Friend: Did you see that giant church they're building outside of town?
You: You mean The Repentagon? That place is scary.