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(plural noun) the people tazing you in the butthole
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
a game where kids come up with the best sex puns that they can think of
yesterday I named myself mike hawk on kahoot
little meat cylinders human persons use for do many thing, they are never all the exact same length and the middle one is mostly for insulting people
I lost my fingers in a meat grinder incident
considerably less powerful than c00chie man he is still a god of whom has taught us many great lessons such as "if your socks are on you can't be gay
last night I had sex with some guy I met on the internet, luckily d0uchy man taught me that as long as my socks are on I'm not gay
a blood sport that Americans love so much that they often wear war-paint to view
my son is in coma because he got tackled too hard during a game of football