The Stoopids

(noun) when you are in the middle of speaking and you flip words in a sentence or the first letters of two words, making it sound like you can't speak English

"What are you thinking of ordering for breakfast?"
"Hmmm, I'm not quite sure but I was thinking the Trench Foast."

"The what?!"
"I.. I meant French Toast."
"Oh man, you have The Stoopids!"

"Are you on your way?"
"Yeah, I'm highway on the driving"
"You're what?!"
"I meant I'm driving on the highway... Dammit, my Stoopids are showing again"