one handed fumble

when you try to take a girls bra off with one hand and fail

john was making out with lacey and pulled a one handed fumble

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wendys

a good fast food restaurant where unlike mcdonalds their nuggets actually resemble chicken.

wanna go to mcdonalds and get some burgers?

no fuck mcdonalds wendys is where it's at.

815👍 263👎

bermuda trianglulated

When something mysteriously dissappears. Used in chuck palahniuk's book "diary"

dude my fucking iPod got bermuda trianglulated

23👍 7👎

paintball

what bored suburban kids do on their time off so they don't end up like eric harris or dylan klebold.

guy #1: yo i hate that fucking faggot jeffrey. i wanna fucking shoot him.

guy #2: nah man, let's just invite him paintballing and pelt his ass.

41👍 99👎

golden gate bridge

a place where more people kill themselves then any place in the world.

this obviously means san francisco has the largest population of emo kids then any other place in the world

my gf dumped me, let's go to the golden gate bridge.

180👍 190👎

dvorak

an alternative keyboard to the normal qwerty keyboards. used by only the leetest of the leet. the letter placement is supposed to be better. the record for the most words ever typed with a keyboard is 212 words a minute, a dvorak keyboard was used

guy #1: let's go on aim and flirt with those sluts
guy #2: sure go ahead
guy #1: dude what the fuck's up with your keyboard it looks all fucked up
guy #2: yeah it's a dvorak keyboard
guy #1: a what? dude you're a geek

246👍 73👎

white castle

a fast food place that is almost impossible to find, there is about one white castle per state, and finding said white castle is quite an adventure. when you finnally do find it, you will be really pissed at yourself for searching so long for shitty burgers that require the consumption of about 400 to fill yourself up.

white castle is a rare, hard to find, shitty place.

60👍 92👎