paintball

what bored suburban kids do on their time off so they don't end up like eric harris or dylan klebold.

guy #1: yo i hate that fucking faggot jeffrey. i wanna fucking shoot him.

guy #2: nah man, let's just invite him paintballing and pelt his ass.

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one handed fumble

when you try to take a girls bra off with one hand and fail

john was making out with lacey and pulled a one handed fumble

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accostco

Whey they should call costco because as soon as you walk through the fucking door 5 people demand to see your membership card.

accostco employee: CAN WE SEE YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD PLEASE
shooper: chill the fuck out i'm not even in the door

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bermuda trianglulated

When something mysteriously dissappears. Used in chuck palahniuk's book "diary"

dude my fucking iPod got bermuda trianglulated

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wendys

a good fast food restaurant where unlike mcdonalds their nuggets actually resemble chicken.

wanna go to mcdonalds and get some burgers?

no fuck mcdonalds wendys is where it's at.

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online handle

what you go by on the internet. see screen name

i'm looking for your youtube link dude, what's your online handle

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curb your enthusiasm

One of the best shows on TV, and the funniest show ever created, technically a sitcom, but the show does not feature a laugh track, which makes it 4000 times funnier, and doesn't stall the show, as most laugh tracks do. Contains a visual style that takes some getting used to, but once you do it will look normal. The humor is side-splittingly hilarious and will remain so even after multiple viewings.

Fun Fact: David originally wanted to call the show "Soup's too distracting" after being asked "Soup or Salad" at a restaurant and proclaiming to the waitress "Soup's too distracting"

curb your enthusiasm is funnier then anything anyone has ever created, this includes seinfeld.

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