cocomelon kid

A feral nasty kid that watches cocomelon on their funky ass iPad, typically found in grocery stores coughing and sneezing while wiping their snot on their crusty ass iPads

*coughing sounds*
Me: God I fucking hate cocomelon kids

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an shii

Another way of saying “and shit” . Typically used when talking abt a guy you like.

Daquavion got me kickin my feet an shii💅💅

Stir Fry

When u take molly and ketamine at the same time and forget how to act

Those fucken spunions kept us up all night with all their stir frying shenanigans...

*nitrous tank noises followed by giggling*

Fucking wooks man

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validt

When something is valid but u need to put extra emphasis on the degree of its validity

Bryan: I’m dead ass so thirsty, I need some water

Me: that’s validt

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Bad link

When you pull up to the function and it’s dead

Why’d you make us come to this busted ass party like, this is bad link

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allegedTly

When someone is accused of doing some out of pocket shit but you don’t have conclusive evidence that it was them

Kyra: Did yhu hear abt GeraldT giving Mimi the clap??
Tete: ALLEGEDtLYYYYYYYY👀👀