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techamphetamine

The invisible mind inducing drug emitted by wireless media devices turning society into neo-net-surfing-zombies.

Harold has succumbed to techamphetamine addiction and can no longer function in reality. He lost his connection and went into a coma.

by ooFUZZYoo May 28, 2010


tech addiction

Tech addiction is when someone relies on tech for normal daily activities and cannot survive without it. Tech addicts are shown to express distress when their signal is lost. A distempered tech addict should always be avoided.

Harold's tech addiction has got the better of him. I'm sure he's gonna off himself since his GPS went down.

by ooFUZZYoo May 28, 2010

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neo-net-surfing-zombie

People who have completely disconnected with society in the physical and sociological sense via electronic media devices or people who have become brain dead due to said previous.

Man, Harold has become a neo-net-surfing-zombie. All he does is text and surf and twittle and smurf. May as well be smokin' crack.

by ooFUZZYoo May 28, 2010