flour your nuts

To be royally screwed over, taken advantage of or otherwise dicked around. Also another way of telling someone to fuck off.

They wanted me to work overtime for straight time, I told them to go flour your nuts.

Gerflaggenflopple

An imaginary supernatural being invented out of thin air just like the other 999 gods that at one time someone believed in. Including Ra Visnu, and the Christian god. You can pray and worship any of them and it will not make one bit of difference in your life. Nothing will happen.

I prayed to the gerflaggenflopple that my terminal cancer would dissappear, it didn't.

plunka

A fun synonym for the penis.

Awe look at his cute little plunka

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ooh ahh ridge

The rather sensitive ridge that runs from where your balls end to where your asshole starts. Highly pleasurable to have it stroked or licked. When done right it causes you to mutter, ooh, ash under your breath.

I love when Alice gently caresses my ooh ahh ridge.

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penis tag

A useless meeting or training session amongst higher ups at any company. They take turns trying to touch each others junk metaphorically.

This award ceremony is nothing but a game of penis tag.