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the greatest people in the world.
and yes, they run this.
n00b: who are those sexy beasts standing over there?
pro: ZOMG BRO, IT'S IMALANALARH! BAHAHA, THEY'RE PWNAGEE.
n00b: omg, i totally wanna be like them.
imalanalarh: ...you wish jellyfish.
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when a gay guy has too much anal and their bum hole is killing like a bitch.
straight guy: omg i did the biggest shit last night and i felt like i was in fagony.
gay guy: i totally know what you mean!
lucy: me and jake got together last night and he did me up the ass and good lord, i've been in fagony all day.
gay guy: yeah, i get that too.
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1.(n) a lucky fuck.
2. (v) the act of recieving a lucky fuck.
3. flucker (adj) a hot woman/ hot man who flucks ugly people.
1. - hot drunk girl: wanna fuck?
ugly guy: fluck yes *nose starts to bleed*
2. - ugly guy: this hot girl came up to me last night and said "do you wanna fluck coz i know you dont get a lot" so i said yes and we flucked the night away.
3. - Gem: omg Lana is such a slut! she roots anything that moves! even if they're fugly.
Layla: I know right, saucy little flucker.
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