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Sarah

A lovely woman who handles herself with such poise and class. A true ray of sunshine. Deeply loved by a George Bailey. (I know so, because I have a George Bailey as well.) She has it all. She is the whole package: beauty, intelligence, and a heart of gold. She gets sleepy very often, but that doesn't stop her from having a good time. This girl is on fire!

A grandma who believes in soul mates;)

Grandma: You remind me of me when I was younger.
Sarah: In what way, grandma?
Grandma: When I was a little younger, in college, in fact, I was a boy magnet too! I made all the boys fall to their knees.
Sarah: How did you that?
Grandma: I made all the boys feel special, gave them my attention, and, once in a while, I'd let them. . . oh my, (blushing and sweating profusely), go ask your grandfather;)
Sarah: Ew!!!! Grandma!!!

by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 29, 2020


Mark

Also known as Dino. His sister is the Mother of God. A heavenly angel who can also shape-shift into his personal Mary Magdalene. Just say the word and I shall be healed.

Jesus's friend

Mary: I heard you want to meet.
Mark: Maybe, as long as you don't shape shift into Mary Magdalene.
Mary: I can't promise you anything. Let's see how the meeting goes.
Mark: Ugh, I'm going to lose my lunch.

by oohlalalaaaaaa12345 October 29, 2020