phillybaby

Hot, Italian chicks who have large stones but big hearts. Quick-witted and likes to joke around. Sometimes mental. Awkward and pulls social suicides. A sucker for football players. Usually have money ‘cause their husbands bankroll them.

Boy1: Yo, did you see that phillybaby over there?
Boy2: Yeah, what about her?
Boy1: I think Imma make her mine.

Boy2: Sh!t, you can try. I heard she only dates dagos.
Boy1: Nah, Imma change her mind. Hit that MILF on Thursday’s.
Boy2: you trippin’

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Mark

Also known as Dino. His sister is the Mother of God. A heavenly angel who can also shape-shift into his personal Mary Magdalene. Just say the word and I shall be healed.

Jesus's friend

Mary: I heard you want to meet.
Mark: Maybe, as long as you don't shape shift into Mary Magdalene.
Mary: I can't promise you anything. Let's see how the meeting goes.
Mark: Ugh, I'm going to lose my lunch.