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An athletic male who spends most of their day doing insane flips on their trampoline. They are often considered popular and hilarious because of their athletic ability and sense of humor. They usually play sports such as soccer. which they are very good at. For some reason, they get lots of girls. Their fashion consist of a t shirt with the logo of the travel team they play on, some Nike shorts and slides when in the city, but usually, they are barefoot.
Guy 1: Yo who's that guy with the soccer jersey and shorts who just did a back flip off the ground?
Guy 2: Lemme see... Travel soccer jersey, shorts and barefoot, must be a trampoline bro.
One of the biggest arguments you'd ever see on the internet. Many people argue that the tiger could kill the bear, and vice versa. Typically, you'd look to nature to settle this conflict but it is just as complicated in the wild. The tigers manage to kill and eat bears more often then bears kill tigers, but it is unclear in most encounters whether the tigers and bears were both healthy, or how old and experienced they were.
Siberian tiger vs Brown bear is the greatest argument since Brown vs Board of Ed.
A virgin monkey who is ugly, hairy and will never have sex. Extremely small penis despite their aggressive nature. Clearly compensating for something. Underdeveloped brain and often attempts to rip faces off when they don't get their way.
Will: Hey Justin get back into your enclosure, you keep shitting yourself every time you move
Justin*rips Will's face off
An absolute beast. Huge cock. Moms love him and Dads want to be him. He gets all the MILFs and hot girls his own age. Very swole and woman achieve orgasm from hearing the very mention of his name.
Hot woman: *overhears conversation about Connor
Hot woman:* proceeds to orgasm after hearing his name