shit cocktail

When you take a huge shit in the juicer and turn it into an oily paste then proceed to mix with tap water.

I gave the kid on the bus a shit cocktail for 5$.

French duck

When you fart in the shower and it sounds like a drowning duck.

I think I just heard a french duck

Jesus hitler

The one extreme Mormon who yells at you when you swear or say any thing to do with Jesus or a God. This yelling can range from "STOP IT THAT IS AGAINST MY RELIGION AND YOU SHOULD NOT USE THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN!!" to "IF YOU SWEAR OR SAY THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN YOU WILL BURN IN HELL!"

"Oh my god Emily is such a Jesus hitler!" "HAY I HERD THAT NOW YOU ARE GOING TO HELL."