DICK

(i)A term used to show their anger when someone acts like a jerk.
(ii) An alternate way of saying "fuck you"

(iii) Your penis

(i) I can't believe that you're such a DICK!
(ii) You're such a dick I hate you!

(iii) Doctor: Sir, sorry to say, but you have Erectile Dysfunction
Patient: What does that mean?
Doctor: Your dick won't stand up anymore