waif

an ownerless piece of property that is found

Yo man, is that rolled joint on the floor a waif? Cause if it is, it ain't no longer.

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Peacock's Tail

Adj.-something done purely to get chicks
(like the fact that Peacock's have long beautiful tails purely to get laid).

Confused Freshman (staring at hug course bulletin): What class should I take?

Experienced Senior: Yo man, you should take French-It's such a Peacock's Tail. You'll be boning hot girls in no time.

Confused Freshman: You are wearing such a tight pants-you have a huge moose knuckle.

Experienced Senior: No worries. It is a Peacock's tail.

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