irony

in the way of receiving or understanding something good, only to comprehend its actually bad.

(hypothetical email response, in the tone of irony)
damn man,
this email, it made me shit the bed, it honestly did. i fell asleep and my "email" ding happened. (a nice littly diddy, my netbook sings at me when i get mail.)
mentioned email, woke me for a light sleep, i ate a shit ton of oreos earlier, now my bed is oreo shit laden.
thanks for that
(read out loud in a tone of walken or shatner, your choice)