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Atheism

some argue the state and atheists have cause over 100 million deaths. Nothing compared to the sheer number of deaths that have been cause by religion and theism in the past (crusades) and the simple halt of progress that the church has created (inquisition). Also, violence based on God continues today in the Middle East. But atheists are bad because they don't have faith in something that has no logical merit.

According to Roman Catholic tradition and scripture, one is to have faith in something without proof, like God or Jesus. However, I can easily say "I am Jesus 2005, follow me" and you must follow me without any logical reason or proof, because you're supposed to have faith. Makes sense.

by original name April 21, 2005

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Mochi America

A demon sent to kill us all

Person 1: Have you ever seen Mochi America?
Person 2: Yeah he fucked my wife and killed my kids

by original name July 18, 2021


Charles Calvin

The man with the greatest plan

“Wait, it’s all Charles Calvin?”
“Always has been.”

by original name September 8, 2020

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Iggy

A useless idiot who can’t cook for shit. He’s known for being a terrible father to Alfred F Jones. He’s a lonely asshole who everyone simped for back in 2012, and he was Tumblr’s obsession for awhile.

Person: Is Iggy your father??
Alfred F Jones: Yes he left me on the street when I was a child and I cried

Person: That’s so sad! I’m so sorry Alfred F Jones from the hit anime by Hima called Hetalia!!
Alfred F Jones; ikr :(

by original name July 18, 2021


Alfred F Jones

The hero of the Hetalia series. He’s known for being a stupid idiot who makes a lot of stupid plan but always wants to help others. This mf could do anything and the fandom would celebrate. Hetalia America enjoyers are all simps.

Person: Look! Alfred F Jones danced in front of the White House in Hetalia season 420 episode 69!! He’s so cool and cute and ADORABLE

by original name July 18, 2021


Nagito

A stupid unlucky person who blows things up for a living. The fandom either loves him or wants to beat him to death. He was released to English speakers in 2012 so keep that in mind when going through fanart

Person: Who do you kin?
Person 2: I kin Nagito!!!
Person: You kin Nagito? *growls* that’s pretty sussy bro I kin Kokichi wanna make out?
Person 2: Yes bby

by original name July 18, 2021


Romanospissbucket

A Hetalia meme page on Instagram that has 1k followers. They’re most known for their fight against the Hetalia wiki admins to get War crimes committed by Hetalia characters wiki back and unfortunately failed. They’ve even named their dog after the main character of Hetalia, Feliciano Vargas.

They are the creator of the Ameripan killing stalking AU, which surprisingly did not get them canceled. The AU has received Fanart as well.

On May 6th 2021 they hosted a “Prettiest Hetalia characters” poll which ended on June 27th. Denmark in 1st place, Romania in 2nd place, Seychelles in 3rd place.
They’ve had many phases. Said phases include the Germany titty phase, the Gacha Life Hetalia phase, and many more.

#AlfredTheHottie

Person: Hey do you follow Romanospissbucket?
Person 2: Yeah haha. Me and my friend bonded over them.

by original name July 18, 2021