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Atheism

some argue the state and atheists have cause over 100 million deaths. Nothing compared to the sheer number of deaths that have been cause by religion and theism in the past (crusades) and the simple halt of progress that the church has created (inquisition). Also, violence based on God continues today in the Middle East. But atheists are bad because they don't have faith in something that has no logical merit.

According to Roman Catholic tradition and scripture, one is to have faith in something without proof, like God or Jesus. However, I can easily say "I am Jesus 2005, follow me" and you must follow me without any logical reason or proof, because you're supposed to have faith. Makes sense.

by original name April 21, 2005

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Mochi America

A demon sent to kill us all

Person 1: Have you ever seen Mochi America?
Person 2: Yeah he fucked my wife and killed my kids

by original name July 18, 2021


Nagito

A stupid unlucky person who blows things up for a living. The fandom either loves him or wants to beat him to death. He was released to English speakers in 2012 so keep that in mind when going through fanart

Person: Who do you kin?
Person 2: I kin Nagito!!!
Person: You kin Nagito? *growls* that’s pretty sussy bro I kin Kokichi wanna make out?
Person 2: Yes bby

by original name July 18, 2021


Charles Calvin

The man with the greatest plan

“Wait, it’s all Charles Calvin?”
“Always has been.”

by original name September 8, 2020

13👍 1👎


Iggy

A useless idiot who can’t cook for shit. He’s known for being a terrible father to Alfred F Jones. He’s a lonely asshole who everyone simped for back in 2012, and he was Tumblr’s obsession for awhile.

Person: Is Iggy your father??
Alfred F Jones: Yes he left me on the street when I was a child and I cried

Person: That’s so sad! I’m so sorry Alfred F Jones from the hit anime by Hima called Hetalia!!
Alfred F Jones; ikr :(

by original name July 18, 2021


Alfred F Jones

The hero of the Hetalia series. He’s known for being a stupid idiot who makes a lot of stupid plan but always wants to help others. This mf could do anything and the fandom would celebrate. Hetalia America enjoyers are all simps.

Person: Look! Alfred F Jones danced in front of the White House in Hetalia season 420 episode 69!! He’s so cool and cute and ADORABLE

by original name July 18, 2021


Hetalia Denmark

A literal puppy. The best Hetalia character. I’m not a simp, but if he wanted all of my life savings let’s just say I would not have my life savings.

Anyway. He has spiky hair, blue eyes, and is typically seen in a red and black outfit and boots. In fanon, he is often seen with freckles. (Whoever started the Denmark has freckles ily so much <33)

This man did reverse puberty in the Hetalia English dub. We don’t know why is voice actor left but he did. He’s Norway’s best friend. Norway might seemed annoyed by him, but as pointed out the two are almost always together. He has always said in Lets enjoy! Lets get excited! Cheers! that he considers Sweden to be one of his best friends, and misses the old times. He also has proudly said that he raised Iceland.

Anyway ily Mathias

Friend: You are a Hetalia Denmark simp.
Me: No I just enjoy his existence.
Friend: Ohhh ok

by original name July 18, 2021